Badger In The Elevator

Wishing I was an Earthbender everyday

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Prepare for trouble,
Make it a double-double.
To protect the world from caffeine withdrawal,
To name our sizes weird, like Grande and Tall.
To denounce the evils of sleep and rest,
To make some coffee, and claim to be best.
Jesse, James.
Team Starbucks blast off at the speed of light,
Have coffee now, and stay up all night.
Meowth, that’s right!

Prepare for trouble,

Make it a double-double.

To protect the world from caffeine withdrawal,

To name our sizes weird, like Grande and Tall.

To denounce the evils of sleep and rest,

To make some coffee, and claim to be best.

Jesse, James.

Team Starbucks blast off at the speed of light,

Have coffee now, and stay up all night.

Meowth, that’s right!

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